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captaincoolasfuck:

• Christianity:    
• Full of narrow-minded individuals who refuse to evolve. (Oh wait, that’s because evolution doesn’t exist.)
• Primary Objective: isolate society’s outcasts and make them feel like shit for not having the same beliefs as you, in order to gain a literal-cult following since, as we know, there is power in numbers.
• Sex before marriage = damnation? Kill yourself.
• You can’t curse? Eat shit.
• Contains child-molesting priests who condemn gay marriage. Yeah.
• Is it any coincidence that a good percentage of sexual deviants, alcoholics, absolute whores, and other societal tumors happen to be Christians? Probably not. And a good portion of these people are judging you.
• Refuses to support abortion, but occasionally praises the murder of an abortion doctor.
• The Bible is absolute horseshit, and you really do have to have an IQ of about 37 to believe that the garbage it spouts off as fact actually happened. 
• The Christian God is an asshole who is guilty of committing the sins he refuses to let humans act upon - such as murder, adultery, and coveting. He murders a shit ton of people in ‘the good book.’ He’s killed more people than SATAN, fucking SATAN, the worst, most despicable person/thing in existence. What the fuck is that all about!? And why did he have to knock up Mary, who was a taken woman? That’s not really fair to Joesph. That’s one extra kid he’s stuck raising and will always resent since it’s not his own. And then there’s always the part of The Bible where God requests, after being annoyed by Satan, that Abraham toss his son, Issac, off a cliff. What a jerkoff. He gets pissed at the possibility that a man loves his son more than God and all of a sudden orders a hit upon the poor boy? That’s what I refer to as a “douche”, there’s no other accurate description.

Islam:

• Somehow manages to surpass the barbarianism of Christianity.
• Muslims are even MORE ignorant than Christians when it comes to scientific fact and just generally accepting people/enjoying life for what it is - 80+ years of randomness and false-importance. 
• Somehow still carries on with rituals in the Middle East that should have been done away with in the 1700s.
• Slicing off a woman’s clitoris is common practice.
• Murdering your wife for being raped is acceptable in 2012.
• Stoning a woman to death for wearing jeans is acceptable, as well.
• As is lighting a woman on fire for having sex before marriage.
• The Qur’an is quite possibly the most sexist thing ever written, as if the last three bullet points weren’t enough to show that.
• If you are a homosexual in an Islam-following country, you are breaking the law. That is a crime which is only punishable by death. These fuckers aren’t kidding, if you like the dick too much - man or woman - you’re dead meat.
  
• Muslims are somehow untouchable at the moment because people get Islam and the Middle-Eastern racial quota tangled, and are afraid of being portrayed as spiteful racists if they actually speak out about how heinous the religion, itself, is.
  
• Islam is the largest cause of religious-inspired violence in the world today; whether it be on a smaller scale, such as stoning or decapitating someone who either calls themselves a Muslim and is gay or a woman wanting free rights, or a cartoonist who makes a joke about Allah. Or if you want to go the obvious route and refer to the larger scale, such as the 9/11 terrorist attacks which were committed by Muslim extremists in the name of Allah, you can do that as well. 
  

Judaism:

• Frowns upon the marriage of someone Jewish and someone who isn’t a Jew. What kind of holier-than-thou attitude is that?
• Condemns eating pork (such as ham, bacon, etc.) and other non-Kosher foods. That’s just stupid as fuck.
• Overall, the Jews don’t have too many strikes against them and certainly nothing as major as the ones listed for Christianity and Islam, so good for them for avoiding being pricks.

Buddhism:

• I can’t really think of anything I hate regarding Buddhism. You get a pass this time.

Hinduism:

• Same goes for you too, actually.

Satanism:

• You’re worshiping a guy who did less things wrong than God. Doesn’t that defeat your whole purpose?
• I am pretty sure Satanists are just people who didn’t receive much attention as children and are looking for a way to act out and be ‘different’.

Atheism:

• Meet the new breed of Christians/Muslims. Like the two worst religions in the world, they’re quick to attack if you don’t happen to share the same beliefs as they do - but unlike Christians, they’ll insult your intelligence if you don’t believe in science.
• Most Atheists are smug, elitist pricks that think they’re being extreme and thought-provoking each time they speak out against Christianity (they’re too afraid to touch the other religions), and like Satanists, are just looking for attention by sharing common sense with the public. 
• Scientific facts are entirely based on theory, and could be proven wrong at any moment in time. To use science as a crutch is about 4% wiser than relying on a really old book.
• Why are you so excited about the fact we’ll be non-existent after death!? Mortality isn’t really something to celebrate. Calm down, relax, have a cup of coffee, and shut the fuck up.
• Bill Maher

Humans are so obsessed with death to the point where it dictates how we live as people, and unfairly, how others live, as well. If everyone could just shut the fuck up, not take some old, outdated book as the word of God (literally), and keep their religious opinions to themselves then I wouldn’t have to see the same retarded, tiresome issues on my television, computer, and Tumblr dash every god damn day. Nobody should be sure of ANYTHING. It makes you look stupid to put all your eggs in one basket, and even more so to force your opinions of how people should live down others’ throats.

On the bright side, people have finally caught onto just how moronic Christians and their beliefs are. The religion is looking more and more like a joke as time goes on. Within fifty years, I’d imagine people might even be ashamed of bringing up the fact that they’re Christian in America. However, Islam is being ignored, and that doesn’t sit right with me considering how savage it is now in the 21st Century. Something drastic has to be done about how they’re acting. People are beating a dead horse when they pick on the Christians, myself included. The Christians are shunning the gays and preventing them from getting married - which is shitty. But the Muslims are murdering them in extremely violent ways. Gay Marriage will catch on, give it time, but there’s something else that’s even more important going on elsewhere in the world and it’s getting zero attention.

Atheists, you have the right idea - I guess, but cool it, would ya? You may be slightly more intelligent than the Christians and Muslims, but from where I’m standing, you’re all equal. Enough with the elitist attitude and thinking you know for a fact what’s going on.

Me? I liken myself Agnostic, occasionally a Deist. Because attempting to understand what all of this shit surrounding us, whether it be: wind, grass, dirt, enzymes, water, jellyfish, birds, micro-bacteria, gravity, space, planets, blackholes, supernovas,

, etc. is near-impossible.

So just enjoy life and don’t over-think it. That’s how this world got so fucked up in the first place.

Woah. Is this a joke? If there’s ever been anyone that this: 

has applied to, it’s you. Your post is filled with terrible generalizations about all the groups that you’re talking about. 

Full of narrow-minded individuals who refuse to evolve. (Oh wait, that’s because evolution doesn’t exist.) 

Perhaps you’d like to hear about Francis Collins, leader of the human genome project, and a Christian. Or any of the other great Christian scientists that have lived throughout history. Take up this particular ‘problem’ with them. Criticizing Christianity is fine. Labeling all of its members in the same way is not. There are plenty of Christians who will speak up against the bad dogma of the majority. Sex before marriage = damnation? Kill yourself.

Yes. Telling people with beliefs that you find offensive to kill themselves is about as tactful as, say, burning down an abortion click for disagreeing with their actions. 

Refuses to support abortion, but occasionally praises the murder of an abortion doctor.

Oh, look. And, for the record, not every Christian opposes abortion, and many speak out against abortion shootings. 

 Is it any coincidence that a good percentage of sexual deviants, alcoholics, absolute whores, and other societal tumors happen to be Christians? Probably not. And a good portion of these people are judging you.

Okay, okay. Hold on. In your post where you condemn atheists, you say this: “Most Atheists are smug, elitist pricks that think they’re being extreme and thought-provoking each time they speak out against Christianity ”  Does the irony not strike you at all? 

The Bible is absolute horseshit, and you really do have to have an IQ of about 37 to believe that the garbage it spouts off as fact actually happened. 

The irony. Tell me it’s striking you. Please, strike. 

You can’t curse? Eat shit.

The irony isn’t going to strike, is it? Alright. Your post is worse than the straw-men you have created. You have insulted entire groups of people based on generalizations that you’ve come up with. All of your post is filled with elitist, “Look how much more enlightened I am!” elitist garbage. Please try to create this post again, and do it without creating straw-men of Christians, atheists, and that awful dribble you spat about Islam. 

To end on a positive note: You had some valid complains about institutionalization child abuse, the inability to show respect, and a tendancy towards violence. But your post just didn’t hit any of the correct marks.